The Real Texas

The Real Texas Steam CD Key Platform: Steam Release Date: 12/07/2016 Product Description The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI. Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he steps through a blue portal and into a purgatory dimension, Strange: Here, a friendly witch is handing out guns to visitors.

A crazed, German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle. And upriver, something's going on that involves a lot of chickens.

Stuck in the middle sits Sam, a Real Cowboy. ...

But that's just his job title back home-- it's not obvious that it's of any practical help here! Features Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!

Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax System Requirements PC System Requirements OS: Windows XP Processor: Intel Core or better Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better Storage: 200 MB available space Sound Card: DirectSound compatible Mac System Requirements OS: Mac OS X 10.6 Processor: Intel Core or better Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: OpenGL 1.2 or better Storage: 200 MB available space